Well, we got it done, so soon Will's audio will arrive in my inbox, and then on your doorstep.

Stay tuned.

Headphones were stolen and throats were swollen; we didn't get to record last night.

Here's hoping tonight will be different.

The rules of the game are as follows:

1) Whenever the word "fuck," or any permutation therein, is used by either Logan or Will, take one drink.

2) Whenever the novel House of Leaves is mentioned, take one drink.

3) Whenever a drink is taken on the air, take one drink.

4) Whenever the words "golden," "shoehorning," "totally different animal," or any permutations therein are used, take one drink.

5) Whenever Tom Waits is mentioned - finish the bottle.

Craig Clevenger, author of The Contortionist's Handbook and Dermaphoria, has a sit-down with Logan to talk about just about everything, with twenty-nine and a half minutes of pure goodness.

Hey, guys,

I'm back in the 'No, completely exhausted, but I've got a great interview on the hard drive that I'll be spending the week taking the time to edit and perfect. One week from today you'll have my sit-down interview with Craig Clevenger, and so to give me more than enough time to have it sound as good as possible, we will not have Episode #013 recorded until the following week.

So next Saturday - Craig Clevenger interview. Don't miss it!

Which is to say, I forgot how.

Interviews have their own numbering list, or something.

Anyway, yeah, I say number thirteen, I think, on the show. Yeah, that's wrong. Or if you prefer, that's a lie.

So, off I go to San Francisco tomorrow, hopefully with a nice interview for you guys to hear for next Interview Saturday!

New and leaner show setup!

The Interview Postmortem; Character creation and building; our Next Interview, and more!

Show #013 was recorded, and if someone would sober up long enough to, oh, I don't know, send me his end of the audio, I could get it up by tonight.

But we all know the likelihood of that.