The rules of the game are as follows:

1) Whenever the word "fuck," or any permutation therein, is used by either Logan or Will, take one drink.

2) Whenever the novel House of Leaves is mentioned, take one drink.

3) Whenever a drink is taken on the air, take one drink.

4) Whenever the words "golden," "shoehorning," "totally different animal," or any permutations therein are used, take one drink.

5) Whenever Tom Waits is mentioned - finish the bottle.

Just as an FYI: We do plan on recording tonight, but there are some provisions that must be followed for recording to happen.

The Party Rule: states that if one or more hosts has a function to attend to, be it a house party, or a lady-friend call, or anything of that party nature, said host(s) is/are exempt from recording.

So, in essence - if we don't record tonight, one of us got drunk or laid. So be happy even if we don't record.