The Lexicon

"Forced Passion" - when a writers attempt to tap into an imaginary reservoir of creative genious to write the more profound sentences possible, at the expense of the story and, by extension, every single one of their readers.

"Shoehorn" - to make fit for a specific purpose; a device used for the easing of the foot into a show; something that Will says so that he doesn't have to use a perfectly good and professional phrase like "forced passion" only because Logan came up with said phrase.

"Hateful" - term used in disgust. (Ex: "Dude, I just lost $300 in blackjack!" "Hateful.")

"Totally Different Animal" - used to describe something that is completely separate from another. ("Dan Brown is completely derivative and uninspired. Popularity-wise, now, that's a totally different animal.")

"I'm drunk" - Will's catchphrase.

"Cut-Away Technique" - a camera trick in which gore is shown for a brief moment on screen (or the preparation of violence to occur) before the shot "cuts away" to another, less-intense view. This is used in most PG-13 horror films, to stay within that rating.

"Sketch" - is never to be used as an adjective. A verb or a noun, yes, but never an adjective.

"Alcohol Enthusiast" - Will. (See: drunk)

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